When you consider that Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin are both voiced by the same person - Seth MacFarlane - it’s doubly interesting to watch them sing so melodically. I actually really enjoy it when they sing, and this unlikely duo usually sings older Frank Sinatra-type tunes, so if you really wanted to justify your […]
Stewie: Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can’t hear me now. I was […]
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So…this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn’t it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn […]
Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to “BEWARE OF DOG” sign): Well, we have exactly what you–
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: “ONE WAY.” So people will know if they step into my yard, there’s only […]
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I’m expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
Stewie: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around […]
There’s a nice article about Seth MacFarlane in the Harvard Crimson; come ON, it’s Hahhvahhd, people - you’ll get smarter by just navigating to the the site. Apparently, the senior’s class day committee is doing some heavy lobbying for Seth to come talk to them in Stewie’s voice; here’s a blurb:
“Other than informing MacFarlane […]
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland’s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Lois: Oh, I haven’t been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back […]
Peter Griffin: Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
Lois: A woman is not an object.
Peter: Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
Stewie: There’s always been a lot of tension between […]
Chris Griffin: Hey, birthday dude! You want some ice cream?
Stewie Griffin: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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“You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence … gotta get me some of that.
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