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Archive for the ‘Stewie Griffin’ Category

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February 11th, 2008

This is why Brian Griffin is not a good babysitter

Stewie Griffin: Hey, Brian, remember me? I’m the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald’s with a bag full of burgers. You know it’s funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here’s where the story gets […]

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August 16th, 2007

Stewie Griffin quotes

Stewie: Those jugs are mine until all the milk dries up. Then you can have the remains!
Brian: I’ll be in the basement.
Peter: Doin’ what?
Brian: What do you think?
(Everyone laughs)
Stewie: Someone will have to explain that to me.
Stewie: Excellent, the mind control device is nearing completion!
Lois: Stewie, no toys at the table. (Takes mind […]

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April 12th, 2007

Family Guy has a cow

PETER: Aw, geeze. This isn’t another one of those interventions, is it? FLASHBACK TO INTERVENTION
(FRIENDS AND FAMILY GATHER AROUND PETER WHO’S WEARING A BIGFOAM COWBOY HAT)
LOIS: Peter, you’ve been wearing that giant foam cowboy hat for eight months now. Please, for your family, take it off.
PETER: Hey, Hey, I can take this hat off […]

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January 1st, 2007

Everyone who wants to fight in Iraq is gay

PETER: That’s why they picked me to convince Congress to go to war.
INT. CONGRESS - DAY (FLASHBACK) Peter stands in the front of the room talking to a room full of CONGRESSMEN.
CONGRESSMANThere is no just cause for an invasion of Iraq.PETERWell, that may be. But what we’re all forgetting is, anyone who doesn’t wanna to […]

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October 11th, 2006

Stewie giving Meg some (unwanted) advice

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So…this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn’t it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!Stewie: Oh, yes, […]

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September 23rd, 2006

Stewie Griffin: Mom. Mom. Mama. Mami. Mommy. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.

from the season premiere. This made me laugh SO  hard, because it’s literally happened to me. Over and over and over again.
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September 13th, 2006

Did Familiy Guy go too far with the Tommy Lee pool party crack?

In the season premiere episode of Family Guy, Stewie Loves Lois, there was a scene where Stewie gets too clingy, Lois rebuffs him, and he cries out: "What is this, a Tommy Lee pool party?" Some critics are saying that this was going too far:

For those that don’t remember, a 4-year-old boy drowned at Tommy […]

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August 22nd, 2006

Stewie Has A Potty Mouth!

Stewie needs his mouth washed out with soap:

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August 1st, 2006

Stewie Griffin Has A Big Brain

Doesn’t that image just give you the willies? I think it’s the veins. Here’s some brainy quotes from our favorite one year old super-genius:

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter’s boyfriend):Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I’m not gonna lay down for some […]

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July 28th, 2006

Friday Fun with Family Guy Quotes

Peter (In Asiatown): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)Peter (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)Peter (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan!Jackie Chan: Great to see I have a fan! Oh my God it’s Ethan Hawk!Peter: No I’m not.Jackie […]

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