from the season premiere. This made me laugh SO hard, because it’s literally happened to me. Over and over and over again.
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In the season premiere episode of Family Guy, Stewie Loves Lois, there was a scene where Stewie gets too clingy, Lois rebuffs him, and he cries out: "What is this, a Tommy Lee pool party?" Some critics are saying that this was going too far:
For those that don’t remember, a 4-year-old boy drowned at Tommy […]
Stewie needs his mouth washed out with soap:
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Doesn’t that image just give you the willies? I think it’s the veins. Here’s some brainy quotes from our favorite one year old super-genius:
Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter’s boyfriend):Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I’m not gonna lay down for some […]
Peter (In Asiatown): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)Peter (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)Peter (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan!Jackie Chan: Great to see I have a fan! Oh my God it’s Ethan Hawk!Peter: No I’m not.Jackie […]
When you consider that Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin are both voiced by the same person - Seth MacFarlane - it’s doubly interesting to watch them sing so melodically. I actually really enjoy it when they sing, and this unlikely duo usually sings older Frank Sinatra-type tunes, so if you really wanted to justify your […]
Stewie: Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can’t hear me now. I was […]
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So…this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn’t it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn […]
Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to “BEWARE OF DOG” sign): Well, we have exactly what you–
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: “ONE WAY.” So people will know if they step into my yard, there’s only […]
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I’m expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
Stewie: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around […]
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