Win Simpsons Season 11 on DVD!
I’ve got two copies of Season 11 of The Simpsons on DVD, just released on October 7! Here’s what you’ll be getting if you win:
Simpsons Season 11 includes all 22 episodes from the 11th season and bonus material on all 4 discs.
* Optional commentaries for all 22 episodes
* Introduction from Matt Groening
* Deleted scenes with optional commentaries
* Featurette: “The Many Faces of Krusty”
* Featurette: “A Star in Hollywood Boulevard”
* Extra: “And Then There Were Menus”
* Sketch gallery
* Animation Showcases
* Special language feature
* Commercials
Nice, huh? Here’s what you need to do in order to enter:
Leave a comment telling us your favorite Homer Simpson quote. The contest starts today, Thursday, and ends next Thursday, October 30, at midnight. One entry per person, and please leave your email in the space provided. Good Luck!
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226 opinions for Win Simpsons Season 11 on DVD!
leloni
Oct 23, 2008 at 11:45 am
“mmmm beer”
Ami
Oct 23, 2008 at 11:50 am
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.
S
Oct 23, 2008 at 12:04 pm
mmmmmmmmbbbbeeerr
Joe
Oct 23, 2008 at 12:14 pm
“Doh”
Brad Webb
Oct 23, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
Robert Fantom
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Hmmmmm donuts……
Meredith Rowe
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Gianna
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Mmm.. unexplained bacon :)
durberville
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:20 pm
The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.
Allie B.
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.
Kirby McCauley
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:35 pm
“Press any key. … … … Where’s the “ANY” key?!?!?!?”
David Hollingsworth
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin… but what good does *that* do me?
Shannon Asbell
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:42 pm
When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something.
TC
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:42 pm
“Or what? You’ll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?” :)
Nick Somoski
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:46 pm
This one’s easy: “Doh!”
I laugh everytime I hear it-LOL
Michelle W
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something, something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don’t mind if I do
Susan Smith
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Doh
susan varney
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:48 pm
“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”
Dan Smith
Oct 23, 2008 at 2:17 pm
mmmmm donuts
Gary Emes
Oct 23, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Praise Jebus
Stanley
Oct 23, 2008 at 2:42 pm
woo hoo!
Paul B
Oct 23, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Doh
Tina Shivler
Oct 23, 2008 at 2:57 pm
pardon me, it must have been that bean i had
Joel Miller
Oct 23, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Why you little!
Andrew Gordon
Oct 23, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Stupid Bird, why did I ever leave you in charge?
Margaret Smith
Oct 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Thanks so much for this giveaway. My favorite is “Doh”. Thanks.
Kevin Elliott
Oct 23, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Milhouse is a boy?
Desmond
Oct 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Tom
Oct 23, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I like the Milhouse is a boy? too!
Don
Oct 23, 2008 at 3:46 pm
“Why Marge my dear, I believe you are supposed to scratch your ass with it”
Linda
Oct 23, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Why you little.
Nora Scott-Platt
Oct 23, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Veronica
Oct 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
“Marge, I’m not going to lie to you…” Homer turns back to his paper
Gaye McGill
Oct 23, 2008 at 5:11 pm
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
Annette
Oct 23, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Why you little…
Rebecca Snodgrass
Oct 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm
woo who
Erica C.
Oct 23, 2008 at 5:27 pm
“Purple is a fruit.”
Sierra Martin
Oct 23, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Spider poison is people poison?!
Tonya Froemel
Oct 23, 2008 at 5:49 pm
mmmm beer
Jaque
Oct 23, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. But “doh” always makes me laugh. Thank you. :-)
ky2here
Oct 23, 2008 at 6:57 pm
D’oh!
Christian Brothers
Oct 23, 2008 at 7:15 pm
mmmm beer
Brenda S.
Oct 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Doh
Anne
Oct 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Thankyou boob lady!
Lisa Lovegrove
Oct 23, 2008 at 8:27 pm
“Doh” easy to remember ;o)
marleen davis
Oct 23, 2008 at 8:56 pm
why you little……..
Rita S
Oct 23, 2008 at 8:58 pm
“Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.”
Denise M
Oct 23, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Doh!
Cynthia McCoy
Oct 23, 2008 at 9:45 pm
mmm…beer…
Vicky H.
Oct 23, 2008 at 9:58 pm
“Simpson. Homer Simpson. He’s the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield. He’s about to hit a chestnut tree. AUGH!”
C. Clemens
Oct 23, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Doh’
Terra Heck
Oct 23, 2008 at 10:24 pm
There’s lots of great quotes but my favorite has got to be Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.
Krystal deBlasio
Oct 23, 2008 at 10:33 pm
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Christopher Hicks
Oct 23, 2008 at 11:03 pm
“DOH”
Thomas Gibson
Oct 23, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Doh!
Melissa
Oct 24, 2008 at 12:21 am
“Doh”
Deb K
Oct 24, 2008 at 12:34 am
“Doh” Cracks me up everytime…
Joanna
Oct 24, 2008 at 12:35 am
Here’s to alcohol, The cause of and solution to all life’s problems.
J Chaborek
Oct 24, 2008 at 1:28 am
“Relax Marge, I’m just messing with you. I know I’m not a dog, I’m a people, like you.”
David Bertolo
Oct 24, 2008 at 1:36 am
[the Simpsons are housesitting at Mr. Burns' mansion. They are eating dinner at Mr. Burns' oversized dinner table]
Marge: This all seems a little elaborate for Sloppy Joes. I know what the other 12 forks are for, but I don’t know what to do with this one.
Homer: Why Marge my dear, I believe you are supposed to scratch your ass with it.
Marge: Homer!
[scratches rear with fork]
Marge: Ooh…
Debra B
Oct 24, 2008 at 1:59 am
My favorite Homer quote is: ” mmmm Donuts”
he is absolutely one of a kind and Big favorite in our house, we watch the Simpson’s and laugh at all the stupid jokes even though we are all adults & there is always a moral to every show,you just have to listen for it, I would love to win this fantastic prize, thanks for the great giveaway!!!!
Carol Lawrence
Oct 24, 2008 at 2:00 am
Why you little……….
Marina
Oct 24, 2008 at 2:52 am
Thanks for the giveaway, I would love to win this!
Mmmm, doughnuts!
Donna
Oct 24, 2008 at 4:05 am
“Doh” Thanks for the contest.
Cynthia C
Oct 24, 2008 at 4:24 am
Doh! Thanks for the chance to win.
Alice C
Oct 24, 2008 at 4:33 am
mmmh donuts :0)
Lisa Pecora
Oct 24, 2008 at 4:40 am
“Doh!”
Brian B
Oct 24, 2008 at 4:48 am
“Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems”.
Susan C
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:14 am
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
Michael Capp
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:14 am
DOH!
david basile
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:22 am
doh
Jamie Davis
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:47 am
How much for the rock, Lisa?
Eileen D
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:51 am
Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!” (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
AND….
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Deborah Wellenstein
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:38 am
“Doh!” Thank you for this giveaway!
Allen McLeod
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:47 am
Watch that flubber fly.
Denyse
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:56 am
Dooohhhhh
Kimberly Cook
Oct 24, 2008 at 7:04 am
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Robert Schiferl
Oct 24, 2008 at 7:06 am
You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
Heather S
Oct 24, 2008 at 7:33 am
“Why you little”
Linda
Oct 24, 2008 at 8:14 am
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems
Sandra Chapin
Oct 24, 2008 at 8:23 am
DOH!
Kathy Scott
Oct 24, 2008 at 8:26 am
Why You Little
veronica sandberg
Oct 24, 2008 at 8:47 am
duh
Jason
Oct 24, 2008 at 9:29 am
“mmmmmmbbbbeeer”
charline s
Oct 24, 2008 at 9:38 am
Why Marge my dear, I believe you are supposed to scratch your ass with it.
Christine
Oct 24, 2008 at 10:14 am
“Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”
Thank you!
Angela J
Oct 24, 2008 at 11:25 am
Doh!
Jason Nickolay
Oct 24, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn’t that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Damla Kayihan
Oct 24, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Woo Hoo!
Ken Robinson
Oct 24, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Homer : Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals.
Sara
Oct 24, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Doh!
Vincent C
Oct 24, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Pi equals exactly 3! : O
Teresa
Oct 24, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Doh!!
:) Thank you for the wonderful giveaway! :)
Janice Wright
Oct 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems
Monique Rizzo
Oct 24, 2008 at 4:18 pm
When he sees a kid get hurt playing soccer and says to Lisa “That was AWFUL….AWFUL ENTERTAINING” LOL- I love that!
Sharon H
Oct 24, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Theresa C
Oct 24, 2008 at 8:15 pm
“Space aliens don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
Mike
Oct 24, 2008 at 8:48 pm
trying is the first step towards failure
djp
Oct 24, 2008 at 9:09 pm
mmm beer
Janine Flynn
Oct 24, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name! That name again is Mr. Plow!
joe s
Oct 24, 2008 at 11:30 pm
homer homer simpson he’s the greatest guy in history. homer homer simpson he’s about to hit a chestnut tree.
David
Oct 24, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Don’t have a cow man.
ron
Oct 25, 2008 at 5:21 am
spiderpig
Julie Moe
Oct 25, 2008 at 6:07 am
Any key? Where’s the any key button?
Richard Olchefski
Oct 25, 2008 at 7:59 am
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.
Bob B
Oct 25, 2008 at 8:22 am
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories … Bart’s a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let’s go back to that … building … thingie … where our beds and TV … is.
tawnda
Oct 25, 2008 at 8:42 am
Hmmmmm donuts……
James Coyne
Oct 25, 2008 at 9:37 am
Doh!
Susan B
Oct 25, 2008 at 10:19 am
mmmm donuts - people probably wonder why I’m giggling when I go by the bakery section at the grocery store!
Jim W.
Oct 25, 2008 at 11:17 am
Jebus!
Lori Downs
Oct 25, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a vine, no he cant he’s just a pig
Angela Palmer
Oct 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm
“Doh!”
Kirsten
Oct 25, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Asleep at the switch? I wasn’t asleep, I was drunk!
Angelique Smola
Oct 25, 2008 at 2:35 pm
DOH!!!
Dawn Toberman
Oct 25, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Homer on the phone: “I gotta go, my stupid weiner kids are listening.”
Lisa Cook
Oct 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
All right, I’ll be Cue Ball. Barney can be Eight Ball, Lenny will be Twelve Ball, and Moe, you’ll be Cue Ball.
Felicia Shapiro
Oct 25, 2008 at 4:37 pm
DOH!!!
Zach
Oct 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I’ll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment. But it’s ok because we love him and we got a free rug out of it.
(Talking about grandpa in the simpson’s movie)
daniel e
Oct 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
“Help me Jebus”
charles cunningham
Oct 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
DOH!
Alicia
Oct 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Mmmmmmmm…Doh-nut.
Sierra F.
Oct 25, 2008 at 8:00 pm
[Marge's love postcard from Homer when he was at a brewery]
Homer: [drunk] Maybe it’s the beer talking but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit, they got those big chewy pretzels here (drunken slur) five dollars??!!!? get outta here
Cheryl Free
Oct 25, 2008 at 8:01 pm
My favorite Homer Simpson quote is “Operator! Give me the number for 911!” *Thanks* for the giveaway!
Doug
Oct 26, 2008 at 2:51 am
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Sonya Allstun
Oct 26, 2008 at 7:42 am
Doh
tim brown
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:06 am
DOH!
Dave
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:58 am
“Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.” Thanks for the great give-away!
Todd
Oct 26, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Be quite brain or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!
bangofbenjy
Oct 26, 2008 at 2:02 pm
lisatells homer sausage and bacon comes from the same animal “Yes lisa a wondrfull magical animal” LEGEND
Frank
Oct 26, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Homer: Ok boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you’re a shoe in.
Bart: Hello Mr. Curns? I bad want money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooo he card reads good!
Bart: So pick please me Mr. Burns -
Homer: It’s Curns, stupid!
Marge: No it’s not!
Homer: Disregard.
Richard Hansen
Oct 26, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Marge. A guy should always remember his wife’s name even if he forgets who she is.
Jane
Oct 26, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Joseph Stowell
Oct 26, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Dooooooooonuts! Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Anthony Hedden
Oct 26, 2008 at 7:06 pm
DOH
Frank
Oct 26, 2008 at 7:19 pm
-At the casino, Homer is working at the card table with Rain Man-
Homer: 21? Do that card counting thing again. C’mon do it again.
Rainman: Deffinitely have to leave the table.
Homer: NO! Please please please please please!
Rainman: Gotta watch Wapner, leave the table. Yeah, leave the table.
Homer: No! *grabs Rainman’s arm*
Rainman: ahhhh yaaaaaaaaah *hits side of head*
Homer: waaah waahh yaaah *hits ears and side of head*
Hilarious scene :)
Cary G
Oct 26, 2008 at 8:13 pm
“Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?”
-Homer
Renee
Oct 26, 2008 at 8:20 pm
“Well, excuse ME for having enormous flaws that I don’t work on!!”
Melissa V
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
*laugh*
Ramona
Oct 27, 2008 at 6:22 am
D’oh
April
Oct 27, 2008 at 6:44 am
Homer: “How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?”
Valerie Mabrey
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:24 am
trying is the first step towards failure
sarah
Oct 27, 2008 at 12:30 pm
“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”
Sandra
Oct 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Chrysa
Oct 27, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Doh!
EdV
Oct 27, 2008 at 6:22 pm
D’OH
Heather B
Oct 27, 2008 at 6:22 pm
D’Oh of course!
Noelia Gutierrez
Oct 27, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Dental plan—Lisa needs braces(Homer thinking)
Jacob LaFountaine
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:22 pm
D’oh
TOM ROBBINS
Oct 28, 2008 at 6:15 am
“O.K. brain; I don’t like you, you don’t like me, let’s just get this over with so I can get back to destroying you with alcohol.”
Carol Conway
Oct 28, 2008 at 6:34 am
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.
Christy Goodwin
Oct 28, 2008 at 7:24 am
“doh”
michelle
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:58 pm
“everbody’s stupid except me” he’s says right before he burns the house down while everbody else is at church.
dennis
Oct 28, 2008 at 2:35 pm
omg i absolutly love the simpsons, especially the treehouse of horror’s! i hope i win!!!!!
Sylvia Belle
Oct 28, 2008 at 3:32 pm
mmmmbeer
Erin Daly
Oct 28, 2008 at 5:33 pm
As he leaves Moe’s he says “Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids”.
Karen Gonyea
Oct 28, 2008 at 6:24 pm
MMM Beer :)
Jennifer Barnett
Oct 28, 2008 at 7:30 pm
mmmmbeeerr
Clint R
Oct 28, 2008 at 8:26 pm
(looking at the silhouettes in Flanders’ window)
Marge: “Homer, do you see Lisa?”
Homer: “Yes! Or it could be a starfish…”
Joshua Fine
Oct 28, 2008 at 8:47 pm
mmmmm Beeer
Sharold
Oct 29, 2008 at 5:06 am
I will have to go with “mmmmm beer” a simple saying for a simple man
Dawn
Oct 29, 2008 at 6:20 am
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Katie S.
Oct 29, 2008 at 7:12 am
hmm there are a lot of good ones….this is one of my faves “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.”
gordon
Oct 29, 2008 at 9:56 am
“S-M-R-T!” Homer’s college cheer!
Linda Moeller
Oct 29, 2008 at 10:39 am
BEER ME!
Paula Harmon
Oct 29, 2008 at 10:41 am
I like saying this to my kids-”Why you little-”.
Lucky, whoever wins this.
Joe
Oct 29, 2008 at 11:01 am
I’m just not that smart
Kayce C
Oct 29, 2008 at 11:21 am
I like “I’m just not that smart.”
Geri
Oct 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: I gotta go, Moe. My damn weiner kids are listening.
Ed VanEtten
Oct 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
tim love
Oct 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
doh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
christopher h
Oct 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Sorry, Mr. Burns. I don’t go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I’m flattered, maybe even a little curious.
But the answer is no!
Suzanne Lewis
Oct 29, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Why you little . . .
Roxann
Oct 29, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Ed Nemmers
Oct 29, 2008 at 4:49 pm
…alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems.
Laura
Oct 29, 2008 at 5:29 pm
“Ummm, garnish.” (when told the court was going to garnish his wages)
Rosanne Morrison
Oct 29, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Here’ to Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems. Hear it every week on Chicago’s WLS-am radio station on Friday night when they have happy hour
Jean D.
Oct 29, 2008 at 6:20 pm
The Homer phrase I repeat most often: “Safen up!”
Thanks for your fun contest.
judy chapman
Oct 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm
“DOH”
Dani
Oct 29, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Annemarie
Oct 29, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Doh!
Jennifer H
Oct 29, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Well, Marge, we’re separated from the kids by a wall of snow. All of our dreams are coming true.
Heather
Oct 29, 2008 at 7:53 pm
“mmmm, me”
Jason Lawless
Oct 29, 2008 at 8:29 pm
mmmm….beer
Helen
Oct 29, 2008 at 8:50 pm
“Doh!”
Phillip Fry
Oct 29, 2008 at 8:54 pm
“Doh”
Joshua
Oct 29, 2008 at 8:58 pm
“”I am so smart, S-M-R-T!”
Onolee Rector
Oct 29, 2008 at 10:47 pm
mmmm beer
Benji Workman
Oct 29, 2008 at 10:53 pm
HELP MEEEEEEEE JEBUS ! ! !
Rosemary
Oct 30, 2008 at 12:31 am
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman. -Homer Simpson
Samantha Pruitt
Oct 30, 2008 at 12:32 am
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
Doreen
Oct 30, 2008 at 1:38 am
Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Danielle F
Oct 30, 2008 at 3:35 am
Mmmmm…donughts
amy delong
Oct 30, 2008 at 5:54 am
mmmmmm beer….doh!
ahdrad2932(at)msn(dot)com
Jennifer C.
Oct 30, 2008 at 6:13 am
“SpiderPig, SpiderPig, does whatever a spider pig does” (from the movie).
GABRIEL
Oct 30, 2008 at 6:28 am
I LOVE THE SIMPSONS.
GABRIEL
Oct 30, 2008 at 6:30 am
I LOVE THE SIMPSONS !! IT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GABRIEL
Oct 30, 2008 at 6:33 am
LISA, STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SAXAPHONE!
kathy pease
Oct 30, 2008 at 7:23 am
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel
Sharon S
Oct 30, 2008 at 7:49 am
doh!
Jan R
Oct 30, 2008 at 9:16 am
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Jennifer
Oct 30, 2008 at 9:23 am
“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.”
Great contest. Thanks!
djgroz
Oct 30, 2008 at 9:24 am
Don’t have a cow man
Dan
Oct 30, 2008 at 9:48 am
Simple, says it all - “D’oh”
Amy Heiden
Oct 30, 2008 at 10:18 am
Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Tarah
Oct 30, 2008 at 10:29 am
Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
chris ruuk
Oct 30, 2008 at 10:42 am
I’m an obese man trapped inside a fat man’s body
Brian
Oct 30, 2008 at 10:51 am
dohhhhh
tanya
Oct 30, 2008 at 11:29 am
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.
Jennifer S.
Oct 30, 2008 at 1:31 pm
It’s a tie between Woo Hoo! and Doh! both of which are used often in this household.
Erica
Oct 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm
“It’s uter-us, not uter-you!”
Buddy Garret
Oct 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Lori Williams
Oct 30, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Doh! What else could it be?
Mike
Oct 30, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Why you little…
Nanette Olson
Oct 30, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.
Kathleen B
Oct 30, 2008 at 6:21 pm
“mmmmmmmm bacon”
Jennifer Jozwiak
Oct 30, 2008 at 6:39 pm
mmmmmmmm donuts
Les Wilson
Oct 30, 2008 at 7:43 pm
“D’oh”
Charlene Kuser
Oct 30, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems
Jayme Isaacs
Oct 30, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Doh
Joseph Barnes
Oct 30, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Probably misses his old glasses.
Suanne Giddings
Oct 30, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Here’s to alcohol, The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems. Thank you for offering this prize.
Leigh Nichols
Oct 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm
of course, the infamous “D’OH!”
Heather C
Oct 30, 2008 at 8:55 pm
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. “
Donna K
Oct 30, 2008 at 9:14 pm
It sounds cool.
Lily Kwan
Oct 30, 2008 at 11:01 pm
D’oh!
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