The Griffin Family’s Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions
Let’s face it: New Years’ resolutions SUCK. Well, at least the ones that I make suck. So, instead of hauling out the old tired chestnuts this year, let’s see what the Griffins are doing for New Years, shall we? It’s got to be better than what most people come up with!
10. We will try to love Meg more. Let’s see how they’re doing with that….
Huh. Okay, moving on to the next New Years resolution!
9. Brian will stop borrowing money. This sounds doable!
Pain is a VERY STRONG motivator.
8. Peter is going to lose some weight. Maybe he’ll try Weight Watchers, or Jenny Craig?
Or, perhaps he’ll just go with the puke diet. Seems to be working.
7. Seth MacFarlane will stop with the Star Wars parodies already. I mean, COME ON.
Oh, I can’t deny it. I love every single little Star Wars reference. Seth, you had me at “Death Star.”
6. Quagmire is going to find a meaningful relationship and stop boning everything that moves. Seriously?
Yeah, I didn’t think so either.
5. Family Guy’s legal team will hunt down and annihilate every Family Guy mashup with Soulja Boy.
Please, start immediately.
4. Brian Griffin will deal with his dysfunctional relationship.
He’ll also explain the birds and the bees to Stewie.
3. Everyone will learn how to help one another.
Emergencies obviously excluded.
2. The Griffins will become more spiritual.
Right after their creators get struck by lightning, sent to Hell, and made to walk the plank.
And for Number One:
Stewie will get over his hatred of Lois. Or annoy the living crap out of her, either way.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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