Best awkward moment between Lois and Brian
We all know that Brian Griffin has a serious crush on Lois Griffin. Here’s the best awkward moment between the two of them:
(from I Take Thee Quagmire)
Lois Griffin: Oww, damn… that hurts.
Brian Griffin: What happened?
Lois Griffin: I was breast feeding Stewie and he bit me again. I think he might have even broken the skin.
Brian Griffin: I see. Uhm… maybe I should, uh, you know, uh, look at it. Uh… I, uh, I, I have seen a lot of medical shows. [Lois shows him]
Lois Griffin: You see, the areola is very tender here, and I think one of his new teeth may have bitten down right on the duct.
Brian Griffin: [stares at her breasts for a moment] I’m sorry, what?
Lois Griffin: I don’t know what to do Brian. Breast feeding is just so painful since Stewie’s teeth are coming in. Now I know how Alec Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers.
[cutaway shows Alec Baldwin breast-feeding his brothers]
Alec Baldwin: There you go, there you go. Eat up, Stephen, you’re the weakest.
Brian Griffin: Well, maybe it’s time to wean Stewie.
Lois Griffin: Huh, I suppose it would make my life easier. You know what, I’ll give it a try. Thanks, Brian.
Brian Griffin: No problem. [pause] Uh… an-any-any other problems you have, too, like, for example, aroun-around your underpants, that you want me to take a look at, I could-I could take a look at-at that, too.
Lois Griffin: Huh?
Brian Griffin: [pause] Please pull down your underpants?
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3 opinions for Best awkward moment between Lois and Brian
Marc-daline
Dec 15, 2007 at 8:05 am
i want a video of that
Aaron
Mar 10, 2008 at 7:55 pm
that part was halarious but you should have put down the part of play it again brian where he just starts humping her
mat
Mar 25, 2008 at 9:23 am
lois and brian celebrating francis’s death outside. then brian puts his hands on lois’s breasts. she punches him in the process
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