Death has a shadow - quotes
Lois Griffin: …and then there was that time at the ice cream store…
[cutaway to the ice cream store]
Peter Griffin: [holding an ice cream] Oh, butter rum’s my favorite! [he licks it then collapses drunkenly onto a table]
Brian Griffin: And remember you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see Philadelphia?
[cutaway to the theater; everyone but Peter is crying]
Peter Griffin: I got it. That’s the guy from Big. Tom Hanks, that’s it. Oh, funny guy, Tom Hanks. Everything he says is a stitch.
Tom Hanks (in movie): I have AIDS.
[Peter starts laughing]
Glenn Quagmire: Hey, who wants to play “Drink the Beer”?
Peter Griffin: Right here. [Peter drinks]
Glenn Quagmire: Heh, you win!
Peter Griffin: All right, what do I win?
Glenn Quagmire: Another beer!
Peter Griffin: Oh, I’m going for the high score.
Glenn Quagmire: Well actually, Charlie’s got the high score.
Charlie [urinating in a grandfather clock]: Hey man, your clock won’t flush!
Peter Griffin: Heh, you know, I feel kinda bad, you guys. I promised my wife I wouldn’t drink.
Glenn Quagmire: Aw, don’t feel bad, Peter.
Peter Griffin: Oh, gee, I never thought of it like that.
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