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Brian Griffin kisses Meg

by Wendy on August 20th, 2007

Connie D’Amico: You know, Meg, there’s no dogs allowed here, so you’re gonna have to leave, but Brian can stay.
[she and another couple laugh]
Brian Griffin: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you’re such a bitch.
Connie D’Amico: Excuse me?
Meg Griffin: Brian, let’s just go.
Brian Griffin: No, no, no, no, no, hang on. Hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you’re popular because you developed early and started giving hand jobs when you were 12. But now you can’t stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body’s used up by age 19 you’re gonna be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your stepdad won’t want. How’s that, am I in the ballpark?

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