Stewie Griffin quotes
Stewie: Those jugs are mine until all the milk dries up. Then you can have the remains!
Brian: I’ll be in the basement.
Peter: Doin’ what?
Brian: What do you think?
(Everyone laughs)
Stewie: Someone will have to explain that to me.
Stewie: Excellent, the mind control device is nearing completion!
Lois: Stewie, no toys at the table. (Takes mind control device.)
Stewie: Damn you vile woman! You’ve impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Lois: Don’t pout now sweetie, when you were born the doctor told us you were the happiest newborn he’d ever delivered.
Stewie: But of course. That was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarion bastille! Return the device woman!
Lois: No toys, Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then. But mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance shall come.
Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn’t yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I’ll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh, and when you do finally get around to it, I’ll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes half-way to bloody Boston!
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