Francis Griffin quotes
Peter: We love the Bible in this house.
Francis Griffin: Really. What’s your favorite book of the Bible?
Peter: Uhhhhh… the book where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece and the man in the yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.
You’re a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won’t burn in Hell after all. Maybe you’ll just go to Purgatory with all the un-baptized babies.
Peter Griffin: Dad, I’m so sorry I broke all your ribs and busted your spleen and punctured your lung. I… don’t know if you can hear me right now, but… I hope you know… I love you, Dad.
Francis Griffin: Peter… come closer. There’s something… I need to say to you.
Peter Griffin: I’m here, Dad. What is it?
Francis Griffin: Peter… you’re a fat, stinking drunk!
Peter Griffin: Oh, my God, he’s dead! He can’t be dead! There’s gotta be something I can do. Maybe I’ll bury him in the Pet Cemetery.
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