Lois Griffin has something to say, people
[after sex]
Peter Griffin: Oh, that was fantastic. Hey, where’d you get that tattoo on your lower back?
Lois Griffin: I don’t know, Peter. Meth is a hell of a drug.
Peter Griffin: What?
Lois Griffin: All right, Peter, you ready for role-playing night? Here comes Grimace! [Lois is dressed in a Grimace costume] Ya got some hamburgers I can steal, huh?
Peter Griffin: Lois, the Hamburglar steals hamburgers. Grimace is Ronald McDonald’s autistic friend.
Jillian: Hey, you wanna know something cool? I threw up a lot in high school, so I don’t get my period anymore!
Lois Griffin: Wow, this is the one you’ve been waiting for, huh, Brian?
Lois Griffin: What the hell? Marilyn Manson? Is that who’s causing all this?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, it’s all him or her’s fault. Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples. That’s obscene, maybe.
Lois Griffin: There’s only one thing to do.
Peter Griffin: You’re right. We got to find this Marilyn Manson and I got to give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis.
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