Family Guy Focus: Chris Griffin

by Wendy on July 23rd, 2007

Quick Chris Griffin Facts

Christopher Cross “Chris” Griffin (born 1993, in Quahog, Rhode Island) is the second child of Peter and Lois Griffin in the TV cartoon series Family Guy. He is the brother of Stewie Griffin, and half-brother of Bertram. He is also the brother of Meg. However, Meg may only be Chris’s half-sister, but this has never been proven or unproven. Chris is voiced by Seth Green.
Chris, like his father, is fat, lacks intelligence and common sense, but has numerous hidden gifts, in particular artistic ability, knowledge of film and TV actors, and occasionally makes very insightful comments from out of nowhere (e.g. in “Deep Throats”, he gives Peter and Lois a detailed lecture on the effects and dangers of cannabis). He is often tormented by an evil monkey who lives in his closet.

Best Chris Griffin Quotes

Chris: Dad, what’s the blow-hole for?
Peter: I’ll tell you what it’s not for, son. And when I do, you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Security Guard: Alright son, we’re gonna need those two hams back.
Chris: Huh? I don’t have any hams.
Guard: Lift up your shirt, son.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You’re not a shoplifter, you’re just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he’s just a fat kid! Aren’t you, fatty? You’re just a big ol’ fat kid. Here’s some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks.

Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer?…Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be…oh my God, you’ve really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!

Chris Griffin Video

Probably my favorite Chris Griffin scenes of all time here:

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