Really, why does Lois Griffin love Peter Griffin?
MAN: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice melons.
PETER: Now listen pal!
LOIS: Peter, I’m holding mellons.
PETER: Oh
MAN: And her hooters aint bad either.
PETER: Now hold on a second.
LOIS: Peter! I’m holding hooters!
PETER: Oh, sorry.
MAN: No problem .
(pause)
MAN: Your wife’s hot.
PETER: Alright that’s it!
PETER: Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
PETER: Oh, geeze. How the hell am I gonna break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she’s gonna blame me!
PETER: Guys, our money problems are over! We’re officially on welfare. Come on, kids. Help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
Peter: Mr Weed? It’s Peter Griffin. I can’t come into work today. I was in a horrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable… See you tomorrow!
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4 opinions for Really, why does Lois Griffin love Peter Griffin?
Boy George
Apr 21, 2007 at 10:31 am
Oh wait. Yes, I have. I’m sorry, but I just don’t have it in me right now to type it all out again. Besides, it was just ramblings anyway. You didn’t want to hear me go on and on about this, right?
Boris
Aug 13, 2007 at 1:05 am
Because he’s far more entertaining than any other husband.
Wendy
Aug 18, 2007 at 10:48 pm
I dunno Boris - if my husband pulled half the crap that Peter pulls his ass would be GRASS.
Kristin
Dec 31, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Why does Lois love Peter he is so fat and stupid like the episode where Peter and Lois race to Fenway Park in those funny car’s and he stopped it said duck boat tour or fenway park so he chose the duck boat tour and laughing at the ducks he is so weird!!
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