Chris Griffin is my hero
BRIAN: We can never go back to the way things were. Not after the way I was treated. Not after the things I’ve seen.
CHRIS: What did you see? Was it breasts?
CHRIS: I didn’t even know there was a five a.m. Mass. I didn’t even know there was a five a.m. (yelling at Lois) What else haven’t you told me?!
Chris: Dad, I know what to do. I saw it on Fox’s When Bears Attack. (to the bear) Go away! Go on! Get! Stay tuned for an all-new Ally McBeal!
Chris: What’s a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it’s just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
CHRIS: I never knew anyone who went crazy before except my invisible friend, Colonel Schwartz!
Chris: Yea, we can live with you again even though you are a dangerous retard!
Peter: Chris, don’t say retard. we prefer to be called ‘little people’ because there is nothing wrong with being mentally challenged. In fact, i’ve learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties , and one day you will beg us for mercy…and we will consider it.
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