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Let’s have a Brian Griffin Friday, shall we?

by Wendy on January 26th, 2007

BRIAN: "So how did she take it?"
PETER: "I told her she was fat."
BRIAN: (Hits Peter with rolled up paper) "NO,NO!"

BRIAN: Gosh, I’d like to help you, Peter, but I’ve got to go out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes.

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?

Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

Brian: Hey, do you hear that?
Peter: What?
Brian: Sounds like someone’s screaming.
Peter: What? What is it boy? What are you trying to say?
Brian: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Peter: Trouble at the old mill?
Brian: What are you insane?
Peter: Somebody fall through the ice?
Brian: It’s summer.
Peter: Bobcat?
Brian: [Barking] RURURURURURU!!!
Peter: Loretta’s in trouble?! Come on boy!

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