Brian Griffin kicks ass 14 different ways
BRIAN: Gosh, I’d like to help you, Peter, but I’ve got to go out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes.
Brian: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.
BRIAN: You know, if dogs aren’t supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage, why do they make it mint flavored?
BRIAN: I’m not drunk. All right? I just have a speech impediment. (vomits on the counter) And a stomach virus. (falls off stool) (os) And an inner ear infection.
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1 opinion for Brian Griffin kicks ass 14 different ways
Monkeygirl
Jun 16, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Umm where’s the 14?
Don’t get me wrong I love Brian… but you only quoted him 4 times…
Is there something I’m missing?
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