A dysfunctional Pewterschmidt family Christmas
Now, the REALLY sad thing about this little scenario is that SOME people’s inlaws…you know who you are….would see nothing wrong with this.
PETER: Yeah. It just wouldn’t be Christmas without your parents.
FLASHBACK TO CHRISTMAS WITH LOIS’ PARENTS
(LOIS’ FATHER PULLS OUT HIS POCKET WATCH AND THROWS IT DOWN)
FATHER: Oh, I dropped my watch. Peter, would you be a sport and fetch it for me?
PETER: Sure thing, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
(PETER BENDS DOWN TO PICK IT UP, AND MR. PEWTERSCHMIDT KICKS HIM INTO THE FIRE; PETER RUNS AROUND ON FIRE)
PETER (CONT’D): (gasps/cries)
FATHER: Peter, we’ve got to put that out!
(HE STARTS HITTING PETER WITH A LOG)
PETER: Ow! Ow! Ow…!
MOTHER: (laugh)
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