College hasn’t changed too much
FEMALE STUDENT
I’m sorry, I just came from that orientation seminar about college dating.
INT. AUDITORIUM - DAY (CUTAWAY)
A room full of FRESHMEN watch a movie on a screen.
WOMAN ON MOVIE SCREEN
Hi, I’m Kelly McGillis and I’m here to talk to you about rape. Ladies, look to your left. Now look to your right. Statistics indicate that both of those men will rape you.
ANGLE ON a COLLEGE GIRL sitting between two GUYS. She looks nervously at them.
GUY #1
I’m not gonna rape you.
GUY #2
I might.
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