The Best Family Guy Pick Up Lines
Loretta to Quagmire: Shut-up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.- QUADRIPLEGIC GUY
(COMPUTER VOICE) I would be perfect for your show because I know how to talk dirty to the ladies. Oo-yes. Oo-yes. That feels so good. Spit in my mouth. - Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin’
- GLORIA: Sexual harassment is a very serious charge, Mr. Griffin.
PETER: Now look. First of all, if I can speak in my own defense, all I did was tell a little joke. Second of all, women are not people. They are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
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Charlie Mead
May 22, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Peter: “Would you be offended if I said I wanted to use your ass as bongo drum?”
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