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Doug the Talking Pimple

by Wendy on October 10th, 2006

Don’t you ever wish that your pimples could talk to you?

No?

Well, Chris Griffin’s wish came true with a little pimple named Doug.

Chris: I don’t want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He’s my friend. His name is Doug.
Brian: I just wish I didn’t have to look at it.
Chris: Well, we have to look at your ANUS all day!
Stewie:Thank you!

Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris’s Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that’s a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit Face?
Chris: No
Doctor: Papa Zit?
Chris: No
Doctor: Pus Peak?
Chris: No
Doctor: Fat ass?
Chris: Well..yeah..
Doctor: TSk, tsk..oh, that’s terrible!

Tags: acne, chris griffin, doug the talking pimple

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