I’m going to turn water into…..funk
PETER: Oh, come on, Lois. I hate to see you so upset. What? We got animals. We got clowns. I mean, a party couldn’t be any better if Jesus himself showed up.
INT. ANOTHER HOUSE’S LIVING ROOM-CONTINUOUS
(JESUS IS AT AN ADULT PARTY HOLDING A PITCHER OF WATER)
JESUS: Okay, everybody. For my next miracle, I’m gonna turn water into funk.
(THE ROOM SUDDENLY CHANGES INTO A DISCO CLUB WITH EVERYONE DRESSED ACCORDINGLY)
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Piano
Mar 27, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Do you have a clip of this scene? I’ve been trying to find it everywhere.
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