Quagmire has a MySpace profile
Of COURSE, he does. Here it is:
Here’s a clip from his bio:
I am the sex-crazed pervert neighbor of the Griffins who is obsessed with Peter’s wife, Lois. I am a former member of the U.S. Navy, which is where I met Peter. I currently work as an airline pilot. I am 5 feet, 6 inches tall and currently reside at 29 Spooner Street, Quahog, Rhode Island
I have pictures of Lois in my house, including on the inside of my closet door. I was once arrested for peeping on Lois in the girls’ bathroom. I once said that if I could be with any woman in the world, I would choose Taylor Hanson, not realizing that Taylor Hanson is actually a guy. During a stint on the Bachelorette, I brought the Bachelorette to my mother’s, where I wanted a three-way with them. This hint at an incestous relationship with my mother could answer several questions about my sexual obsessions.
I have a thing for feet. According to the Las Vegas CD, I had sex with at least 600 women. I also occasionally visit the local prison so I can have sex with the female prisoners. The one guy I really hate is that Herbert guy.
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