Friday Fun with Family Guy Quotes
Peter (In Asiatown): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)
Peter (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)
Peter (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan!
Jackie Chan: Great to see I have a fan! Oh my God it’s Ethan Hawk!
Peter: No I’m not.
Jackie Chan to Chris: Oh my God it’s Ethan Hawk!
Chris: Nope.
Jackie Chan to Meg: Oh my God it’s Malcom in Middle!
Meg: Im not a boy!
Jackie Chan: Yes you are.
Pat Sajak: Alright Peter, you’ve made it to the bonus round. Congratulations!
Peter: Thanks Regis.
Pat Sajak: Okay, the category is actor and show, so we need five consonants and a vowel.
Peter: Uhh, ok… Uhhmmm… Z, four, Q (slight pause), another Q, uhhh… a third Q and the batman symbol.
Pat Sajak: OK no help there, umm… 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it, talk it out.
Peter: Is it Alex Karras in Webster?
Pat Sajak: (slowly) I don’t believe it.
Peter: Oh my god, I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap!!
Pat Sajak: OK you have thirteen hundred dollars, why don’t you go ahead and pick out some prizes from our showcase?
Peter (floating through room of prizes): Okay let’s see, uhh… oh boy everything looks nice, uhmm… alright I’ll take the ceramic dalmatian for six hundred, and uhh… boy that TV looks nice, uhmm.. uhh.. gimme the one free week of maid service, and uhh… I’ll take the hat rack, uhhmm… hey how much for that fat guy in the circle, I don’t see a price tag on that.Announcer voice: That’s you.
Peter: Oh, oh, embarrassing, uhm.. okay well in that case I’ll take the rest on a gift certificate.
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