Peter Griffin Is Too Sexy For His Fat
So I watched the episode where Peter Griffin gets radical plastic surgery, including liposuction, buttocks reconstruction (?), new nose, eyes separated, etc. last night, and even though I’ve watched it like 10 times I STILL laughed my ass off. Here’s a few quotes:
Lois: What kind of egotistical, selfish, moronic and idiotic person would get liposuction… Who? WHO?
(Peter walks in at half of his weight)
Stewie: Oh my God… It has finally happened, he has become so massive that he collapsed into himself like a neutron star.
Lois: Peter, did you post a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.
Lois: You posted it over me!!
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.
Peter: Wow, when you’re beautiful doors magically open for you!
Beautiful People’s Club Man: Actually, it opened because you stepped on that black square.
…of course if that’s wasn’t there, it would have opened anyway because you’re beautiful.
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2 opinions for Peter Griffin Is Too Sexy For His Fat
yani
Nov 11, 2007 at 8:17 pm
lol yea i just saw the one where stewie tries to ill lois but the lois tries to kill stewie
yani
Jul 7, 2008 at 9:21 pm
did you see it on a website? if so which one? and this is not the yani that commented before.
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