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Stewie Griffin Says the “B” Word

by Wendy on July 26th, 2006


Stewie: Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can’t hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you’re my bitch.

(Lois finds a note in Chris’s pocket)
Lois: Huh, what’s this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn’t usually read things out of Chris’s pocket. She’s more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

Stewie: Damn, must have pulled something playing hoops last week. (Goes to flashback of Stewie playing basketball.)
Stewie: I know you ain’t puttin that rock up from here, cause you ain’t got no J! (Stewie trips basketball player)
Baskeball player: Yo man, that’s trippin!
Stewie: Brotha please, you’re the one who’s trippin’! Now go on! Cry home to your momma! She waitin’ for ya!
Basketball player: Now don’t make me stick my size thirteens up yo narrow ass!
Stewie: Oh, sweet! Bring it on bitch! Now how you gonna act?! (Basketball player walks away.) Jeeze! Bringin that trash in here. Dis is my house!!!

That coffee mug that you have on your desk, it says life’s a beach? Umm that’s dangerously close to the word bitch isn’t it?
Brian: Uhh, yeah that’s the joke.
Stewie: Oh, absolutely! And nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie, and you know between you and me I think it’s a stitch, but some of the other employees found it offensive.

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