Brian Griffin Is The Best Dog In The World

by Wendy on July 13th, 2006

Brian Griffin is:

the Griffin’s family dog, and Peter’s best friend. He also has a massive crush on Lois and married her at one point (the marriage was never consummated, much to Brian’s despair and our general relief).
Brian is extremely scared of the vacuum cleaner. He also tends to lick himself in his special places a LOT. However, he still manages to be the funniest character on the show half the time because he’s got a wit that don’t quit.
Brian seems to be the intelligent one of the family; he speaks a couple languages and just “knows” things; he was also hired for a brief time as a writer for the New Yorker but then was fired.
Brian got the hots for Sea Breeze and subsequently, uh, “violated” her. They had a litter of puppies together but there’s where that particular story ends.
In one of the most absolutely disgusting scenes ever (so don’t say I didn’t warn you), Brian and Stewie, for some reason that God only knows, had a puke contest. Here’s a clip:

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