Friday Fun With Family Guy Quotes
Stewie: Now, I’m going to do something I like to call the ‘Compliment Sandwhich” Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do…
Stewie: (Flips notepad) Something good… something good… You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile… but you have smelly dog farts.
Wilford Brimley: Hi. I’m Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can’t sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife’s been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!
Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to “BEWARE OF DOG” sign): Well, we have exactly what you–
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: “ONE WAY.” So people will know if they step into my yard, there’s only one way out–in a body bag from dog injuries.
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