A Few Stewie Griffin Quotes
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I’m expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
Stewie: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.
Stewie: Day 171: I’ve sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I’m up to 11.
Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that’s tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
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2 opinions for A Few Stewie Griffin Quotes
j_dub
Jan 10, 2008 at 11:33 pm
I LUV FAMILY GUY….. SPENT MY X_MASS MUNEE ON FAMILY GUY DVDZ ABSOLUTIY LUV IT…….ESPECIALLY STEWIE AND PETER. I LUV IT WEN PETER SLAPS MEG ON THE EPISODE “BRAKEING OUT IS HARD TO DO” ON SEASON 4. BI ……….
ncm
Mar 2, 2008 at 1:16 pm
they should have the videos w/ thw quotes
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