Friday Fun With Family Guy Quotes
Stewie: I say Rupert, these crumpets you’ve prepared are positively devine! Mmm, excellent texture, provocative suppore, try another you say? Well, aren’t I the wicked one?!
Lois: Stewie, don’t eat dirt, it’s disgusting.
Stewie: Oh and I suppose those billious curds you force fed me from your teet were perfectly fine then!
Chris: Dad, what’s the blow-hole for?
Peter: I’ll tell you what it’s not for, son. And when I do, you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs…
(on television screen)
Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!
Peter: Tonight Katie Couric guest stars as a very perky crack whore.
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Nov 2, 2006 at 8:05 pm
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