What is a Quagmire, Anyway?
From Merriam-Webster:
Pronunciation: ‘kwag-”mIr, ‘kwäg-
Function: noun
1 : soft miry land that shakes or yields under the foot
2 : a difficult, precarious, or entrapping position : PREDICAMENT
So I’m thinking that pretty much sums up Quagmire’s whole existence. Case in point:
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
That’s so disgusting and nasty and YET I STILL LAUGHED. In a squirmy, uncomfortable kind of way.
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